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Fighting Cellulite Your Options
Fighting Cellulite is Tough Battle of Ancient Kingdoms
There was once a kingdom with a man named Cellulite as its king. King Cellulite was known for how poorly he treated the subjects of the kingdom. Eventually, in a fight for their dignity and self-determination, the people of King Cellulite's kingdom rose up against him. But great difficulties were ahead of them as fighting Cellulite involved crossing an acid-filled moat on a mountain top.
The people knew that even if they could get across the acid moat to fight Cellulite there was also a nail-spitting dragon that would be fighting Cellulite's enemies. A tough set of problems was ahead for those who would be fighting Cellulite. The greatest strategists in all of the kingdom and surrounding countrysides were sought out to come up with a plan for fighting Cellulite.
Crossing the Acid-Filled Moat to Fight Cellulite
Just a pinch of the acid from the acid-filled moat would burn you so bad as to make an attack on Cellulite impossible. King Cellulite had cunningly designed the moat so as to make it impossible to cross in a boat. Even a steel boat would be disintegrated within moments of entering the acid.
Fortunately, for the people of the land, the strategists from surrounding lands had the idea of using hot air balloons. It was not long before the people of the land were planning on how to fly over the moat and drop down using hot air balloons. The women of the land were working on constructing the balloons of fabric holding baskets from which their beloved men would drop down to battle Cellulite. Each balloon had a pot at the center to hold a fire to heat the air in the balloon. There would be no one hurt by the acid surrounding Cellulite.
Getting Past the Nail Spitting Dragon to Fight Cellulite
The next question naturally was how to get past the nail spitting dragon that could easily shoot down each of these hot air balloons. The dragon is a mean dragon. The dragon would take pleasure in causing the people to fall into the acid. So all of the great strategists of the countrysides gathered also to consider the question of how to get past the nail spitting dragon.
These strategists had a break through idea when they remembered the fields of poppies that put people to sleep. They determined that the people could all gather poppies into small baskets inside their baskets. As the people flew over the dragon, they would drop all of their poppies on the dragon and put him to sleep before he had a chance to rise up to shoot them down. With the dragon subdued and the moat crossed, it was very easy to fight Cellulite.
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